Independent parent group — not affiliated with or endorsed by FASD. This page is satire.

Release bulletin · August 14, 2026

The SAC Bylaws
Are Free

51 days in captivity
final count

After 51 days in captivity, the SAC bylaws have been released to the public.

PDF SAC
BYLAWS RELEASED
Case closed*
Condition on release

Under examination.

Next step

A thorough FASDads review.

FASDads will give the newly released bylaws a thorough examination to understand what changed and whether any lasting damage was done during their prolonged confinement.

Read the released bylaws Visit the official SAC page
The public posting was confirmed August 14, 2026. The final count measures full calendar days since the Board approved the bylaws on June 24, 2026.